I slept for less than two hours last nite *tummy grumble*, so I stayed home today.
Chilling on my day off and thinking for a few about my job, making sure in my head I do the internal check of "do I like it or not?" and make sure I feel aptly compensated for what I do...
And I do, which is good.
But then I move to the things I see everyday.
I can't talk much about the whos or whys, but I can say the rest would make for a great book. People faking injuries to get a check. People getting caught on camera;
By me.
I hate the hours, but I love the job. No cheating hubbies and no random billing. I'm a special investigator specifically related to fraud, and it RAWKS. Never have I worked for a company so dedicated to growing and helping employees (
read: investigators) succeed. I can pick a random name off of a phone list, call it and ask for advice, and anyone is glad to answer. When other investigators call ME and ask for help, I gladly have given it without even worrying about the hassle.
I love freaking people out, pissing people off, or outright being a sneaky bastard they never know is there for days on end. I get a kick out of the rare people who realize why I'm doing what I'm doing, and suddenly snap back into "oh, I'm in pain" mode... while on camera. I get a rush from following people, and it cracks me up to no end the random goofy shit people do in the middle of the day to amuse themselves; neighbors and subjects alike. I love the fact that I have a packed suitcase in my trunk all the time, and I get a kick out of the things other investigators do to get results. My boss doesn't hate me, and I'm on track for my hours and video this month; which looks good come raise time (prolly in another three to six months).
I have Batman-esque gear, and that cracks me right the fuck up.
I have put over three thousand miles on my car (which Ive owned for a month) and milked the service plan *ha ha!*, and things are going fairly well.
So, in the name of good karma;
Anyone need a job? Anywhere?
We operate in all fifty states, and will pay for travel and training, gas, provide you with gear, and you get an AMEX Corporate card for discounts on travel. If you're creative, inventive,. and a little crazy, you'll really laugh out loud at the thought (at least once or twice);
"...and I'm getting paid for this..."